i don't have any creative ideas 4 how 2 title my blogs.
4 the longest time i was just writing the day of the week.
so its been exactly 1 month since my last post and today is friday the 13th.
exactly 1 month ago was the date that my boy blasted off the face a the earth.
"the day the world stopped spinning"
tires slashed & loving it was my friend casey on a day when if something went wrong it didn't matter.
i member it like it was a month ago, the man had a shit eating grin on his face cuz he was becoming a lil darling of the cyber interweb universe.
the elevation dock blasted on the scene with kickstarter as a silly lil project tryin 2 get 75k pledged.
ha! that became an afterthought after 8 hours of iphone lovers across the globe realizing the elevation docks true potential.
i instantly became enthralled with the power of a simple lil aluminum masterpiece of engineering.
i didn't care if my friends stopped following me on twitter cuz i was blowin it up like hot.
friends aren't really friends if they unfollow u.
i'm still tryin 2 blow my boy up 4 his lil creation yelling 2 people on the street when i'm with him, "hey! this is the fuckin genius behind the elevation dock, suck upon it!"
people look @ me like i'm crazy or like a celebrity would never hang around an idiot like me.
people say not 2 talk bad about yourself or not 2 say things like "i'm an idiot", u know what i say?
"i give a shit"
the elevation dock is 4 all friends, foes, idiots, smart peeps, & animals alike.
"it makes undocking a breeze"
i'm counting down the days till i get an iphone, (8) as of right now.
then i'm gonna pledge casey on kickstarter 2 get a pimped out dock that cooks me dinner.
there is a new kid on the block that has a product that does everything, its the elevation dock.
if u aint seen the video u can find it buy going 2 kickstarter.com & searching "elevation dock".
its already been called a lil darling by some magazine like wired or something.
its received high praises 4 its sleek design & buttery biscuits.
u aint got 2 reinvent the wheel, just make it better.
thats a good way 2 put it cuz all those plastic pieces a shit don't even compare 2 casey's dock.
on my adventure from beaverton 2 portland on dec. 18th:
what a fuckin day that was.
i woke up on the floor of mike & kelsea house in beaverton thinking what the fuck am i doing here.
everyone had abandoned me & i was all alone @ 8 a.m. in a foreign land.
whats the first thing i did?
something regretable (sp), started looking 4 wounded soldiers from the party the night before.
hopefully mike & kelsea appreciated the cleanup i did, cuz i found 5 of them & crushed them all.
wondering why i was slamming white wine @ 8 a.m. when i had a lotta stuff 2 do that day concerned me a bit.
i washed down that concern with 3 beers.
nevermind the worst max ride i ever had 2 take i don't wanna talk about it.
xmas was wonderful & so was my bday, got lotsa shits.
new years was a bust, but my good friend smitty was in town 4 it & he def made it 4 me.
we had a wonderous day where we traveled all over the greater portland area.
fuck, he even bought me a tank a gas, what a G!!!
now he movin 2 seattle in like a month & i will b roadtrippin up there a few times a week 2 hang with him so he will buy me shit.
then, he's gonna get me a job @ amazon & i'm gonna move in with him & i will finally get outta this fuckin stupid city 2 go live in a glorious metropolis, the emerald city, u know what it is.
leave comments & talk hella shit, i want 2 hear from haters & lovers alike.
cut from a different cloth is the phrase i been using 2 describe myself lately, don't b afraid 2 call me out, i won't care.
o ya over the last month i did have 1 good cry.
o ya & i quit smoking jan 5th & i'm currently working with life coach christine foord 2 help me with it.
butter.
